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*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.


selfie life

selfie life



dear moths: if you like the light so much WHY DON’T YOU COME OUT DURING THE FUCKING DAY

imagine if one time they did

and they all flew towards the sun and died

just like


no more moths

There’s so much shit going right now that I can’t handle.


i want to sleep next to you. i want to sleep next to you and i want to wake up in the middle of the night and roll over and kiss you and know that you aren’t going anywhere. 

I love that when he’s moved bases to prepare for eventual deployment that that’s when they decide to put him on mids. It’s super cute because that’s when we were going to plan out my visit. Sadness.


Do you ever feel so happy that you think nothing can bring you down then two minutes later you want to lie in your bed and never get out because you’re so sad…