I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair
if you ever meet me in real life i am so sorry
sorry that your whole world will be wrecked once you realize i’m fifty times cooler in person
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

I am now in possession of an Angry Birds child pig blanket thing, and it is wonderful. I may bring it back to college with me.
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself